Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
I hate London when it's not raining.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.