Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Always examine the dice.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.