I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.