The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I hope they bury me near a strait man
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.