Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.