Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

Go, and never darken my towels again

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.