I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.