Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.