Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
Any place I hang my head is home.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.