Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.