Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

You're only as young as the woman you feel.

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.