It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.