Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.