Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.