There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

TV is the rat race of the century.

Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.