Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

Any place I hang my head is home.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.