Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Time wounds all heels.