The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.