It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.