It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.