Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns