Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Any place I hang my head is home.

Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!