Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

He thinks I look alike!

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.