Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
Go, and never darken my towels again
Any place I hang my head is home.
I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I hope they bury me near a strait man