If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Any place I hang my head is home.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.