Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.