Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

TV is the rat race of the century.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.