Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.