No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.