Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.