Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down