Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.