An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.