Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.