When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.