We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.