When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

Room service? Send up a larger room.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.