When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.