You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.