I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.