Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication