Women should be obscene, not heard.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.