Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.