Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.