Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.