Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.