Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.