Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while