Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.