Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.