In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.