Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.