Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?