I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!