I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

I hope they bury me near a strait man