If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.