Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.