If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down