I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.