I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Time wounds all heels.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!