I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

Time wounds all heels.

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.