One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.