Humor is reason gone mad.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while