If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.