Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Was that you or the duck?

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way