Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.