Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

All geniuses die young.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.