I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.