Home is where you hang your head.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.