I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?