Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.