While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
I hate London when it's not raining.
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.