I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa