I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.