I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

How would you like to feel the way she looks?

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

Blood's not thicker than money.