I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.