You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

Time wounds all heels.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

I hate London when it's not raining.