Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.