Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
I hope they bury me near a strait man
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.