I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.