Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.