A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face