I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.