If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.