Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.