Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.