Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
How would you like to feel the way she looks?
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.