It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!