Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.