That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.