Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.