I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
Was that you or the duck?
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
I hate London when it's not raining.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'