I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for a living. It?s arduous work and the money is very uncertain. On those rare occasions when I wander into a bookstore it amazes me to see the avalanche of literature and semi-literature that is turned out weekly in this country. The people who write these things are either desperate for money or love starved. Why should anyone on a nice balmy day lock oneself in an office and hit a typewriter for hours on end. I think one of the greatest pleasures in the world is not writing.