I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."