I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.