I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.