The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Any place I hang my head is home.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.