Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

I hope they bury me near a strait man

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.