I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy