[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Was that you or the duck?
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.