I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.