Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.