I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

Time wounds all heels.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.