In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
He thinks I look alike!
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.