Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now