Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.