Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.