I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.