If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman