I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.