In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.