I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?