Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.