The only real laughter comes from despair.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.