Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.