This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.