This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!