That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.