Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.