Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.