A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.