A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.