A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.