Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.