Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.