Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.