You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.