Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.