Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.