I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
He thinks I look alike!
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.