You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.