The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
What have future generations ever done for us?
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.