Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.