I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.